Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s your own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
Fickleness is the keyword today, dear Holly: You really don’t know whose fiddle to dance to! One moment you’re saying Yes, only to change your mind and say No five minutes later … and you’re making half-hearted promises to everyone. The Fool and Temperance point to the fact that your primary goal is to keep your independence - in love as much as in friendship - without taking into account what your loved ones actually want. That’s a game that could turn against you.
Confusion reigns in your love life, dear Holly. Faced with the storm that threatens to engulf you, you’re dreaming of turning on your heels and running far away from your familiar surroundings to a place where nobody knows you and nobody hassles you. The alliance of the Fool and the Tower indicates an irrepressible desire for freedom. Go on, run for it!
Um so the Universe thinks I should just board a plane and run? #ThanksfortheOK #SoundsLikeAPlan